A leading Malayalam news paper did a survey among the Budhooses in Kerala. The finding was printed in the front page in large fonts.

“Fifty percent of Budhooses in Kerala are Kanjooses”

All budhooses rose up in arms and declared that all news papers, including English papers, would be boycotted.
The news paper got the message and published a correction in the next days paper.
“Fifty percent of Budhooses in Kerala are not Kanjooses”
The injury was redressed and every one was happy.
I asked the newspaper boy where I stand.
“Oh, you are in the other half” he said.
I felt relieved.